Captain Manser’s Blog #4
First of all, let’s get this straight. Ignore all the babble that Capt. Walczak continues to spew. She is so busy making sure the Safe Zones are turning into adult nurseries that she can’t finish half of the most important jobs being handed down from Headquarters. And that shit about me making “off color jokes” is her way of complaining that my boys are all brothers and her troops spend most of their days arguing about the conflicting orders coming from her office. It’s funny really, some people are so worried about being happy that they won’t even start to be ready for the hell coming over the hill. This is survival people, not a tea party. Besides, I’m pretty sure she’s talking shit because the perimeter K-9s were delivered yesterday and 2 of them got into the kitchen just before chow. I swear, I really don’t know how they got off of their leashes. It’s just a mystery. I digress. Most of the day and last night was spent getting in training with the dogs. We had some obstacle course set up with plenty of living targets wearing the scent of the undead and others without. It was a full blown party watching those bad asses run down the fake Target Zombies. I’m not a proponent of animal cruelty but these damn dogs are cruel as hell when it comes time to neutralize a TZ. I don’t know if I’m more impressed with their ferocity or the eerie way they get completely silent when given the “search” command. The hair on a ninja’s neck would stand up if he were watching them creep through the course. It’s a damn good feeling knowing their on the team. That’s all for now. I hope your damn satisfied.
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